Still a battering RAM that kicks ass, Ophiuchus can eat its snake

A new 13th sign called Ophiuchus is not a sign at all just like Pluto is not a planet any more. This is utterly ridiculous and this really irritates my inner Aries and I want some deep deep meditative intuition to show me the truth, no bullsh*t either! This was my immediate response as soon as I heard of a new zodiac sign that has changed the arrangement of all the other approved signs.

THE NEW ZODIAC

ARIES = APRIL 19 – MAY 13
TAURUS = MAY 14 – JUNE 19
GEMINI = JUNE 20 – JULY 20
CANCER = JULY 21 – AUG 9
LEO = AUGUST 10 – SEPTEMBER 15
VIRGO = SEPTEMBER 16 – OCTOBER 30
LIBRA = OCTOBER 31 – NOVEMBER 22
SCORPIO = NOVEMBER 23 – NOVEMBER 29
OPHIUCHUS = NOVEMBER 30 – DECEMBER 17
SAGITTARIUS = DECEMBER 18 – JANUARY 18
CAPRICORN = JANUARY 19 – FEBRUARY 15
AQUARIUS = FEBRUARY 16 – MARCH 11
PISCES = MARCH 12 – APRIL 18

 

Are we serious now??? I think not, what…are they going to tell us next, that a 13th month is gonna come. No way! I think people who are going to believe in this 13th sign should be warned. Who wants a serpent tamer as their figurehead in the cosmic world! I don’t think my fear of snakes has anything to do with my dislike of this re-found sign, but I just feel that if so many follow the bible, they can agree that snakes are a symbol of evil thus this sign can be of evil nature. Or it can be shown as man overcoming evil by taming it. Yet, this new revealed sign makes me look at the wave of men dancing with temptation (men and women and gay and straight). Either way, you messed with this fiery battering ram. And I need to butt heads with the officials involved in this hocus pocus. As far as I and my mother are concerned the Babylonians disregarded this 13th sign for a specific reason. Even the number 13 comes across as bad.

Since we are entering 2012 and all this new zodiac sign crap is playing in the game, I think I shall retreat to my sacred bedroom and meditate for real astrological answers.

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