Blow this one mercury retrograde!

Sound the alarm!

Hold down the fort!

Sharpen your blades, mercury retrograde is here!

Note: Mercury retrograde officially starts on May 23-24 and will revert to normal July 15-16

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Mercury is the main planet of communication and known to have a clammy grip on technology. Often then not this 8-week astroevent creeps up on me without notice regardless of all those caution + watch out posts people feature on their blog – but not this time because I set a reminder for myself! Wild smudging attempts with sage  and frantic  finger-clicking on the save button are on the forefront of how we cope with this galactic force.

Ok. So maybe it’s a tad dramatic, but crazy stuff does happen. My mother always said that things usually happen in threes so for the sake of avoiding the rancid volatile mess that might take place, I am offering my color forecasting at a deep sexy discount to help you deal with the madness of mercury retrograde.

Bernard! Thank you so much for that wonderful reading! I was so impressed with how well you knew the chakras and pick up on what was happening in my life. I love your advice and am already implementing some of the things you suggested. For instance, you mentioned I would benefit from lemon essential oil and it just so happens that I had recently bought some and had it in my purse. Mostly I just LOVE your energy, you are so much fun to watch and listen to and I was smiling from the inside the entire time I watched your video. Thank you so much! -Kari Samuels
Bernard! Thank you so much for that wonderful reading! I was so impressed with how well you knew the chakras and pick up on what was happening in my life. I love your advice and am already implementing some of the things you suggested. For instance, you mentioned I would benefit from lemon essential oil and it just so happens that I had recently bought some and had it in my purse. Mostly I just LOVE your energy, you are so much fun to watch and listen to and I was smiling from the inside the entire time I watched your video. Thank you so much! -Kari Samuels

Symptoms of mercury going backwards

  • Starting new projects have more holes in it than swiss cheese, so using personal colors in your life at this time can avoid loose bolts and lost screws in your work
  • Angry people and easily irritated light beings will snap at you in seconds. There are colors you can use to keep calm, cool and collected
  • Saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. Your throat chakra needs extra care for the next 8 weeks so let color to channel the perfect synergy of language
  • Breakups and breakdowns! Expect change during this time and if you do need some healing of the heart + mind, then lets give you color energy to soothe this changing flow
  • Frequent accidents and confusion of authentic motives go haywire. Allow your color reading to help you establish boundaries and see through the bologna of others’ lies

The sooner you see what your energy will be like for the next two months the better!

Order details

You can easily purchase a general color reading for an overview of what is in store for you during this topsy-turvy retrograde period or you can invest in your personal well-being by getting a 2-month forecast that will cover the whole mercury retrograde! Really love my work then I have a weekly color reading that you can order as you go every week for $24.

No discount code required.

The prices have been adjusted manually beforehand to let everyone win over this retrograde.

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